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Originally posted December 21, 2009...
So, today I will be telling you something I know
Put the lights up outside your house.
The best way to do this must include some nagging, much untangling, a small amount of cursing and of course falling off a ladder. My husband usually does this, after I ask him if he is going to... more than I should. He has a brilliant system (because he's brilliant). It makes it happen quickly and he rarely falls off the ladder or roof.Get the tree.
I always get this image of the most idyllic setting. Happy smiling children, happy smiling parents, weather that is cold, but not unpleasant. We all load up into the family car, go to the Christmas tree farm, walk through the trees with hot cocoa and hot apple cider in your hands, steam rising from the cups. Finding the perfect tree, cut it down and load it up on the roof of your car. Meanwhile listening to Christmas music and singing along. Get the tree home, hang up the lights, hang up the ornaments, happy, shiny people holding hands.
The rest of the night consists of hunting through the lot for a "normal" tree (read: not a freak tree). Interspersed through this hunt is my husband and I intermittently shouting at our children who feel the need to run around like crazy monkey children, bothering people around them and occasionally "clothes lining" themselves on the wire used to keep the trees up. Finally we find a tree, buy it and then my husband begins the arduous task of tying it to the roof of our CR-V, while the kids and I sit inside the car listening to Christmas music, but mostly they scream.
When we get the tree home, I put the lights on... after we wrestle our tree, which has apparently gone into shock based on the absurd amount of needles on the ground, into the stand, water it, and vacuum up the needles. By this point the kids have been in bed for an hour and we have a lovely tree with no ornaments, but lights.
Decorate the tree and the rest of the house.
This usually involves me yelling "don't touch that", "look, you broke it", "put it down, PUT IT DOWN" at my poor children, who JUST want to help. The exhaustion sets in as I randomly start throwing Christmas decorations where ever they seem to fit. At this point I realize that I am LITERALLY re-decorating my home for Christmas, and put all of my normal picture frames and such away until January.
Don't forget the gifts!
I spend time thinking and planning all of the handmade gifts I will make this year, and then go out and buy gifts for my friends and family. This last week I made 24 dozen cookies and candies and divided them among the throngs of people we give such things to. I am not kidding. 24 dozen. It is almost funny. But not funny ha ha.
Finally spend 4 hours wrapping gifts in expensive wrapping paper that exists to be torn and thrown away. I can almost understand why my grandma saved wrapping paper. Almost.
Finally, add in all of the extra events, Christmas parties and special visits.
Just go, and enjoy all of the extra food, happy chaos and entertaining you can. It makes the holidays a little more
Here are my daughter (hmmm, with all the boys) and son at their class parties.
There! You have the perfect Christmas! I am sure you can make it however you want!